Thorium Scam - Unconfirmed but possible mega scam

A small compilation of my quick search on the internet about Thorium Scam:

• Thorium is a naturally occurring radioactive chemical element.
• Exposure to radioactive elements like thorium can cause cancer.
• India has about 50% of World's Thorium reserve.
• Found along the coastal lines of Tamilnadu, Andhra, Orissa.
• In simple words, it is extracted from sand(Monazite sand).
• Illegal Thorium mining in India is estimated at about $1 Trillion.
• Now it is much more than the 2G scam.

Who is affected?
Men like him in this Video who would need less than 1$ a day to survive.
His crime: Worked in one of these mines.

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One fine day when they get together and talk. It shall be this.

Nose should get its respect

My Nose Was Runnin! 008/365
Originally uploaded by Rob Beyer

I always wonder why women are so happy with troubling their nose, ears and even naval by piercing. The woman whom I am going to marry (catch me here: I have got engaged) is keen on getting her nose pierced. My mom has her one side nose pierced and my grand mom has both sides pierced, so I could justify my otherwise uncommon sense of researching about nose and nose piercing.

The nose has unique qualities that other organs should envy about. Your nose itches when your colleagues talk something interesting and which is none of your business. Though your ear hears that, it doesn’t itch. Your ear can entertain you only if you turn on your music. Your eyes can entertain you only if you see something, but your nose entertains without any external media. It just takes the help of your fingers and you can start enjoying (stop it if you are doing it now). No offense but you should understand that those who put their fingers inside their nose are just trying to breathe more by drilling the hole.

On the contrary we can sympathize with nose for the trouble it has to go through life. When you pick up a fight, your enemy is more interested in breaking your nose than really biting your ears. I think the nose has some perennial debt to the eyes for which it has to serve the eyes forever. Eye is a careless creature and it loses its power and nose has to come to its rescue. Eye loses power, ophthalmologist recommends power glasses and our poor nose has to carry it forever. I have seen many noses complaining about stinking eye glasses.

When the nose has its own tale to say, our ladies never listen to that. They instead put them in more trouble by piercing. Though the nose has a left side and right side, it never feels that they are different. They adjust amongst themselves by inhaling and exhaling alternatively. Our ladies will soon make them fight for superiority. Guess how?

• Women from North India pierce the left side while those from South India pierce the right
• Some say right side of the body is sacred hence piercing on the right is superior to the left
• Some say that left side of the body is connected to the reproductive system of women and hence piercing the lift side of the nose leads to an easy child delivery (now don’t look at me like this, I’m just reproducing what I have read)
• Chinese medicine says that left side of the body is considered feminine and right side of the body is masculine. May be that indicates that women should pierce the left side nose while men should(might?) pierce the right side nose(Again don’t look at me like this)

When I think about completing this post, my nose is itching to tell you that nose alone can not be blamed for snoring at night. It is the joint fault of your mouth. So give enough respect to your nose!

Software problem

You might be searching for some problems in your software. Google might have directed you to this place. If so, please get back to your work and surf some other website. After all you have your own problems to solve. In this post I will be weeping about some issues with this Software Industry.

Some of my regular readers might have decided that I am dead or got kidnapped by some pink slipped employee. But I am alive and ki(ru)cking. As a dust who has joined this dust storm called IT Industry, I was facing some difficulty in adopting myself to the changing schedules. You know as per my IT community practice, I am supposed to go for shopping every week end, date atleast once in a week and come home late; not because of work but because of the huge Human & Vehicle population in India’s IT capital, Bagalore. I am following few dharma of an IT servant.

I always wonder about the similarities in problems between the Software Industry and its capital, Bangalore. In both cases one main problem is over population. Bangaloreans face

nightmare due to the roads. Too many roads but you can’t really select a road which will make you reach home early. Similarly my fellow Recruitment managers get too many candidates for a post, but you can’t really select the right candidate. Thanks to the parallelly prospering Industries like IT education and fake experience certificate providers.

Another problem is the middle management crisis. Karnataka political stage has too many leaders interested to work as the top leader, but very few hands in the middle level. Same with our Software Industry, getting a dependable middle manager is really a mid nights scary dream.

Take the headache of Bangalore Metropolitan Corporation; they have to take care of hell lot of activities starting from the roads, drainages, transport, infrastructure and the growing new responsibilities like propagating safe sex, bringing down the property prices. Similarly each software company has loads of diverse responsibilities like putting employees from seat to bench & then from bench to seat; celebrating birthdays; policing employees; settling fights between various departments; negotiating with employees on salary; handling employees threatening to quit; threatening employees to quit etc., etc., Huge task!

Thanks to these problems there are few Industries which are shining;
1. As the monitor glows to make the country powerful, many of our eyes are becoming less powerful. The eye glass Industry is growing.
2. Thanks to late night shifts & distant offices. TATA is selling more SUMO’s.
3. The back ache ailing Industry is growing without any head ache.
4. Growing salaries, growing divorces, growing advocate fee.
5. No one wants to be a landless labour, prospering real estate business.

Career Questionnaire- The destructive side

Many career counselors charge you for helping you select a right course for education. Most of them ask about your aspirations, strengths and weakness. They check your IQ, EQ and many other Q’s before suggesting something. Beware! Don’t waste time and money there.

I am giving this warning because I know that many students (Exceptions overruled) join a course for something and end up doing something else that they really like doing. Agree? This made me design this questionnaire. This is based on what a student might be willing to do at college in a particular course. Obviously these are destructive, but this is real other side.

MBA’s may answer as "Yes" to the following questions

1. I can speak more, party more but work less
2. I care for what I wear today
3. I can cash on other’s problem and can coolly call it as a strategy
4. I don’t know the meaning of plagiarism
5. For me the only unethical thing on earth is to be ethical
6. I believe that marks are synonymous to madness
7. I believe that Jack should be proud be being in all trades
8. My destiny is placements
9. If you ask me three priorities , then I will answer it as “I, me and myself”
10. I like to call myself as an MBA more than an employee of XYZ co.

Engineers may answer as "Yes" to the following questions

1. I can work more and talk less
2. I believe that IT sector will flourish for ever
3. I am highly logical and hence can booze throughout the course thinking that booze will motivate me
4. My creative side can be found by the way I design ragging tricks
5. I am intelligent hence I don’t deserve to be in India, I will fly and earn a post graduation
6. Brain drain? I have never heard about it
7. I want to feel superior by doing this course
8. I know that I will end up into a dog if I don’t get a job on campus
9. It is enough if I wake up in the final year, sleeping before that is normal
10. I am intelligent and hence I look stupid (or) I am stupid and hence look intelligent

Arts graduates may answer as "Yes" to the following questions

1. I keep fun as my top priority in life, next it is being happy and last but not least it is fun again
2. I have strong belief in Indian economy which will anyway give me a job
3. I am practicing to speak in American accent
4. I want to dress up to college in the same way as I would walk the ramp
5. I believe that I am young, energetic and hence I need not spend much energy in studying
6. I want to postpone my worries for three years
7. Bunking is bliss, arrear is auspicious
8. Whether I earn a degree or not, I want to earn a girl
9. I have practiced rowdy'ism in at least one situation
10. College campus is my home; canteen is my board room; recreation room is my bed room; class room?? Never heard about that

Choose the right option

Couples
Originally uploaded by David Foster Nass

Mummy, Daddy, Brother, Sister, Uncle, Aunty. You will love to teach all these words to your kid. It is only at school they teach relationship like nephew, niece, cousin etc. As some great man said, “life is the best teacher”. Life teaches some more relationship titles, especially for a girl. You will be amazed as to how many type of relationship can a girl have with boys. Let us list few that can be discussed in public.

1. Boy friend
2. A boy who is a friend
3. Flirting friend
4. Lover

These names are given under the chapter “Daavu” in the book “Ladki patayufying” written by the ancient sage called “Vaal micky”.

Few girls have all these relationships at a time. Talented people can manage adding 's' (plural) to all these relationships. All those who disagree are requested to go to ATM, take out some paisa and go to the nearest metro. If you are in a metro and still don’t agree, I request you to type a leave letter to office and go to a nearest park regularly for a week. If you do this, you may add some more to the list above.

Being a boy-girl researcher, I feel that I have to advise all the 'boys without girls' on the pros and cons of these relationships. Before you proceed with this I would advice you to go through my earlier post “boys without girls” and make accustomed to the process of getting a girl. Now, let us analyze the pros:) and cons:( of each. At the end you can decide on the role you want to take.

Boyfriend:

:) 1- Societal status increases- Now you too have a girlfriend

:( 1- Branded as a boyfriend of Ms.X and hence loose other opportunities

:) 2- Spending time is now easy and interesting

:( 2- Spending money! Is not easy and is disgusting

:) 3- Occasional dates and probable nights

:( 3-Your wallet is no more open for public inspection because you have to hide some small device there

Boy who is a friend:

:) 1- No benefit

:( 1- You have to be her driver wherever she goes(includes a trip to her boyfriend’s)

:) 2- No benefit

:( 2- How many times can you pick her call and listen about her fight with the boyfriend

:) 3- No benefit

:( 3 -Forces a blogger like me to write more cons which he can not do due to space restriction

Flirting friend:

:) 1- You can have as many as you can

:( 1- Have to practice the skill of evaporating on sight of your second flirt

:) 2- Expenses are shared and hence your wallet is safe

:( 2- She cries for a party even if Aishwarya rai marries a tree

:) 3- Regularly she will praise you for your charm, smartness and what not

:( 3- How many times will you repeat this to her

Lover:

:) 1- You get to know your life partner

:( 1- You get to know that your life is becoming more more more more more

:) 2- You will get more girls who are friends because they know that you are harmless

:( 2- You have to tell your lady love's name and show her photo to almost every girl who knows your issue

:) 3- Your lady love cares for your money and spends realistically

:( 3- The same girl is capable of scaring you by showing a diamond necklace and say “sweet heart buy this for me after marriage”